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THE SUNDAY OREGON! AX, PORTLAND, SEPTEMBER 8, 1907. 11 TShe Gods: rareAbr& :rvfferii. Bui tKe law fromiKc-beinnin wzj: SU-S V ,". , T, 1 115 UIUI.WIII JVUl wti IV, pertrK from -(Ivg patience-of tKe GoBs., Kxr Iimir. TKomax Czvrlyle Empire Bulkier,, by Francis Lynde. Illus trated. The Bobbi-Merrlll Co., Indian apolis. Ind. Side by side with a maa of technical details, Including the creation of a new railroad from Chicago to the Pacific Coast, and the Inevitable love story, which naturally follows Uie hard-work-in? and resolute hero, Mr. Lynde has constructed a fairly readable, rapld aotlon novel in the "Empire Builders." Engine 206, narrow gauge, begins the story, and it is the vehicle by which Division Superintendent Stuart Ford, of the Plus Mountain branch of the Pa cific Southwestern, makes his bow as the principal actor In the drama. In deed, it would not require any great stress of imagination to dub the young engineer "Napoleon" Ford. As the au tocrat of an obscure mountain dlvlson of a badly-paying railroad, Ford be come an empire-builder after the Har-rlman-Morgan stamp, in welding sev eral small railroads Into one and build ing new roads by which an almost trans-continental property is formed. In this laudable endeavor, "Napoleon" Ford has to fight his employer, Presi dent Colbrith, of the Pacific South western Railroad, who, objects to a meddlesome engineer forcing him to spend 135.000.000 on what he believes to be a visionary road leading from no where and landing in the mountains of the moon. Among Ford's enemies are General Manager North and Mac Morrogh Brothers, contractors. Mr. Lynde exhibits an enviable knowledge of railroad detail, and a multitude of stock-Jobbing, frenzied finance jihrases slips easily from his pen, or la it his typewriter? For in stance: Speed wai the end to which all of the young engineer's Inventive power had been directed; and the pace was furious. On th leveled grade ahead of the track-laying train, an army of sweating laborers marched and countermarched like trained soldiers, placing the cross-ties In position. On a train of specially constructed flatcars anoth er army was bolting together a long session of tracks, clamping the double line of rail at intervals to hold them to gauge. At the word "ready," a hauling chain, pass ing through an anchored pulley-block far up the grade and back to the freed engine of the construction train, was made fast to the forward end of the bolted section; a second word of command, and the engine backed swiftly, dragging the prepared sec tion over the rollers of the flatcars and Into place on the ties. With the clanging fall of the final pair of rails, a third army, splke-drlvers these, fell upon the newly placed steel, shouting their chantery as they swung the great pointed hammers; and In the midst of this fresh turmoil the train, with Its brigade of bolters deftly prepar ing another section, was slowly pushed to. the new front for another advance. A breath here. Of course, Mr. Ford built the road. What would be the use of employing a hero at all If he didn't succeed in attaining the object of his heart's desire? Ford's many disap pointments, conflicting orders from rival chiefs, dynamite fights with mur derous rivals are all stirringly record ed, and in the telling the story is really entertaining. And the woman In the case? She is Miss Alicia Adair, and is thus described: "She was the dainty type, with fluffy, bright-brown hair, eyes the color of wood violets, a nose tilted to the precise angle of bewltoh ing piquancy, and the adorable mouth and chin familiarized to two continent by the artistic pen of the apostle of the American Girl." Of corse, Ford fell In love . with this divinity who wouldn't? It may also be added that Miss Adair was President Colbrlth's niece, and waa an important factor In enabling her lover to win his railroad fight. It Is noted that Miss Adair also possessed "the serenity which belongs to the well-bred." A reference to page 176 mentions this city. In stating that one George Z. Merrlam Is appointed "gen eral agent of the Pacific Southwestern at Portland, Oregon." Some of the best writing in the book is the description of the gold-find at Copsh. The Illustrations, by Jay Ham bldge, are effective. The Ixrae Star, by Eugene P. I.yle, Jr. Illus trated. Doubleday, Page & Co., New York . city. ' Mr. Lyle's previous success with "The Mlssourian," an equally romantic and edventurous story, promised well for any future book he might write. His chance has come In the romance, "The Lone Star," telling about the men who won Texas from Mexico Sam Houston, Ste phen Austin, Davy Crockett, Bowie and others. "The Lone Star" is stirringly written and Is sure to strike a popular note. There are four Illustrations in color by Philip Goodwin, a talented American artist whose work Is so high-grade that he Is sometimes called "the second Rem ington." What Mr. Lyle presents will In terest boys, for Ha knows his Texas, hav ing been born in Dallas In 1873. Kansas City schools and the University of Mich igan gave him the principal portion of his education. Here ia Mr. Lyle's picture of Bowie, as the latter was first seen by the hero of "The Lone Star," in the duel of the sand bar: A leaa, lithe, heavy-boned patrician was swaying sullenly. He had curly reddish hair and sideburns. One hand was pressed .o his ribs. With the other he tried to aim bis weapon. But an antagonist from be hind clubbed a pistol on his skull, and as be crashed to his knees a second man leaped on him. Yet even than he flung them o(f, end reclining against a log. h aimed once mors at his first man. lis and the other fired together, and at that the lean giant pitched his length, face downward, and I could see the splendid limbs relax and the crimson break like wine over his fine linen. Instantly his first antagonist was leaning over hlnwwlth a sword cane. As in a spasm my giant rolled over on his back, heavily, like a man rsleep. But his eyes were open, and they were piercing, steel-gray eyes; and as he rolled, his arm swung a stiff cir cle, and a long knife In his hand met the breast over him, and sank so deep that the hand fell from It and thumped palm up ward on the sand.. His antagonist pitched across his body and died there. It had been no trouble to Identify my chevalier of the knife. Everybody knew Jim Bowie. Then there is the picture of Sam Hous ton who was once Governor of Tennessee, but who afterward sunk to a degraded "squaw-man" among the Cherokees, solacing himself with whisky to drown his dream of paBt glories. On a certain occasion Bowie visited Houston and here U what followed: A man sprawled on the grass, face down ward. He was a huge blanketed figure and the great fiat expanse of his shoulders' rose and fall with each heavy, drunken breath lie wore moccasins, mud-stained legglns yellow leather breechea and a aolsled buck skin hunting shirt on a time gaudy wth beaded ornaments. His wavy dark hair was braided into an Indian Queue, in which, awry, or half falling out, were some limp eagle feathers. Bowie turned on us In comical dismay. "I am looking," he said, "fo' a gentleman who fought undeh Jackson, who se'ved his coun try in Congress, who was GuVnor of Ten nessee; and I am directed, gentlemen, I am directed to an Indian sot.' And with the frank smile that so belittled others, he Y - ' 7 I vn r' x V - v?eH I v '-A- W & -V' . . SviV ; f thrust "hi toe under th man'i body and rolled him over on hl back. We stood amazed. The man's uWn wn as whit as our own. The bloodshot eys, opening; on us under stern brows, slowly gathered fury, and when he rose, deliberate ly and majestically for one In his condi tion, and straightened to his august height, and fastened that gaze upon the man who dared touch a foot to him. for the life of me I could see none less than a deeply angered Southern gentleman. The gaudy blanket slipped to the ground, and with It that vile title of "Big Drunk" seemed to fall from him, and he. stood before us, the paleface viking emerging from the dissolute Indian chief. The mysterious stranger flung wide his powerful arms. "Sam Houston, gentlemen," he announced, "stands before you." J. M. Q. LIBRARY AXD WORKSHOP. Gambler Bolton has written a book in which he identifies the animals of the Scrip tures. The forthcoming memoirs of rr. John Watson clan MacLoren) -will be edited by his widow. "The Bible as Good Reading," by United States Senator B eve ridge, is announced for publication Tuesday. Charles Echreyvogel has completed dur ing the last year two superb paint In p of frontier life, entitled respectively, "Fight ing Scouts" and "Pickets," reproductions of which. In platinum, will be Issued this autumn. A fifth printing of ,rBeatrlx of Clare," John Reed Scott's romantic novel. Is an nounced by the Llpplncotts, who are also getting ready a second edition or M. K. Goron's collection of Parisian deteetiv ad ventures, "The Truth About the Case. The current Century has a complete novelette by Dr. 8. Weir Mitchell, prince of American etory -writers. It is one of Dr. Mitchell's decidedly characteristic pieces of work, holding the reader's attention closely to an unexpected ending. Readers are not apt to look for refine ment In the London slums, so the fact that the hero and heroine of Arthur Paterson's "John Glynn" are attractive social workers is one of the novelties of this queer novel, which authorities say combines sound so ciology with Intensely exciting situations, and which has just gone Into a second edi tion. see Cyrus Townscnd Brady's new novel. "The Blue Ocean's Daughter." which will be pub lished shortly, with George Glhh's Illustrations,- Is one of the breesiest tales he has ever written. It la safe to say he has never drawn so fascinating a heroine, and that few wrftnrs short of Stevenson hare realised, no thrtlllngly, the deadline of a fight for life at sea. The blind author, Clarence Hawkea, whose careful fidelity to truth Is equaled only by his skill in describing animal life, has the rare faculty of enlisting the interest and drawing out the sympathies to an un usual degree. Perhaps this last named quality is nowhere else so well displayed as In his little story of "Shaggy coat: the Biography of a Beaver." published a short time since. The demand for "As the Hague Ordains: The Journal of a Run I an Prisoner's Wife In Japan" is steadily Increasing. Since be ing sent to press for the second time ar rangements have been concluded for the publication of the book In Japan, where it will first run in the Japanese periodical, The Asashi Shlmbun, and later appear as a book. Application has also been made for the German rights. e Among educational issues this Pall will be a new and revised edition of Dr. Alexander Smith's "Laboratory Outlines of General Chemistry." prepared in collabora tion with Dr. William J. Hale, of the Univer sity of Michigan. The earlier editions have been extensively rewritten, and in many rases simplified, and tables of solubility have been added, and the method of using them Indicated by questions. An Interesting fact has Just come to light In connection with the publication of Alex ander Macdonald's "In Search of El Dora do." It appears that Mr. Macdonald, who is a geologist and mineralogist, was one of the first to go to the Klondike, and among the men in charge of his dog sledges was Jack London, author of "The Call of the Wild." In a sense, the origin of that au thor's work Is to be traced to his experi ences under Mr. Macdonald. While Thomas Dixon. Jr., has become Identified in literature with the great ques tion of the South, this subject is by no mean, the only one which interests him, and he Is planning his next book which will deal with an entirely different theme, that of Socialism. Mr. Dixon considers the Negro Problem and Socialism the two greatest questions In the United States. If he can do for the latter what he is now doing for the former, he will prove a valua ble contributor to the constructive litera ture of the future. i Under the title "Epicurus In the West." a new writer discusses In Scrlbner's the particular social Ideas which made the old San Francisco so different from any other American city, and which today are mak ing the new San Francisco. The philosophy of San Francisco is Epicurean, breeding "a certain mutual toleration which makes a light-hearted community." The author adds: "When her great tragedy came it found San Francisco unafraid, and its re sult left her undaunted; but her "courage waa not that of the Puritan." At a recent sale of books at Sotheby's In London many belonging to the widow .of Rev. Dr. A. B. Nlcholls, whose first wife was Charlotte Bronte, were disposed of. Nine tiny volumes of autographic manu scripts or Juvenile tales by Charlotte Bronte, in miniature handwriting, brought $357.50. Manuscripts of poems, some published and soma not. sold for $226; a story without title, signed "C. Townsend," was sold for f 110. Some relics of Charlotte, including a writing desk containing a vtsltiug card of Thackeray, sold at 126; Emily's writing RVGENE P. LYLE xTO. THE LONFL deFk. $100; Charlotte's workbox, $72.50; her paint box, $21; fragments of the coffin of Napoleon, given to Charlotte by Heger In Brussels, and the Lord's Prayer, written on a space about the lze of a three-penny piece by Charlotte, $160. Chicago Is to have another bookstore this Fall, and one that Is likely to attract con siderable attentton on account of He dis tinctive character Browne's. This new en terprise Is to bo established on the seventh floor of the Fine Arts building on Michigan avenue, where most of the interests typical of Chicago's higher development are be coming centralized. Browne's bookstore will he opened early in October, and the new firm will also engage In a general publish ing business. In proportion to its population It Is said that Chicago has very few high class bookstores. Elizabeth Luther Cary Is the author of an altogether unique contribution to the Blake revival, which will be published soon under the title of "The Art of William Blake." It takes up several unusual phases f his ac complishment, and dwells Importantly upon his "Manuscript Sketch Book," to which the author has had free access, and from which the publishers have drawn freely for the Illustrations, many of which have never been published before. The volume will be handsomely done, and, while quite unlike It in form, will be a worthy companion to the author's recent work on Whistler.' Charles F. Warwick's Important work on "Mlrabeau and the French Revolution," heretofore published by the Llppincotts, has been taken over by George W. Jacobs ft Co. They have also In preparation a com panion volume to the 'above to be entitle! "Dan ton and the French Revolution," which will be issued some time next year, to be followed later by "Robespierre and the French Revolution." While each volume will be complete in itself, they are so planned that the three together will form a complete history' of that turbulent period in the history of France that preceded, accompa nied and followed the French Revolution, e An interesting pictorial feature of the current Century will be recognized in four pages reproduced from pictures by G. W. Peters of excavations for railroad terminals In New York City, showing a birdseye view of the excavation for the new Pennsylva nia railway station, a section of the same at Thirty-third street looking east, a view in the excavation for the new station of the New York Central, and the sinking of the foundations of the terminals of the Hudson River tunnel at Fulton and Church streets. The colored frontispiece of the number will be a reproduction of Mr. Slglftmond de Ivan owski's portrait of Miss Ethel Barrymore as Mme. Trentonl in "Captain Jinks." Two new books of Importance from the McClure's are: "The Great Plains, 1527 1870." by Randall Fairish, which may be caJled a topical history of the great move ments that opened and settled the vast area between the Missouri and the Rockies; and "The Campaign of Santiago de Cuba," a strategic history of one of the most Interesting lessons In modern warfare, by Colonel H. II. Sargent, United States Army,, who is a recognized authority on the con duct of military operations. Three digni fied and important works that appeal to the art temperament will - appear by arrange ment with the British publishers, namely, "Thomas Gainsborough," by William D. Bolton, an admirable biography of the great painter, with forty illustrations of notable and characteristic subjects; "How to Identify Old Chinese Porcelain," by' Mrs. WlHoughby Hodgson, so well known as an authority on this subject, and happily il lustrated from valuable pieces of the ware; and a fascinating volume on "Old Oak Furniture, " by Fred Roe. himself a com petent investigator In this field, the text complemented with a colored frontispiece, and a number of instructive sketches- by the author. I doubt If any man suffers less than George Bernard Shaw from the vagaries of the English climate. He looks undervital lzed and his extraordinary vitality is per hapa the most amazing thing about him. You. would certainly say that his health was chronically bad If you did not know that he never confesses. If be can possibly help It, to any least indisposition, says London T. P.'s Weekly. He looks anemic, and the flesh of hie face Is Inclined to fiabbt Tiess, as If he were & man who shirked his fair amount of exercise and waa care less about his diet. His nose would have been appropriate to the poet Byron, w ho drank gin. He has the mouth of & volup tuary, the brow of a Madonna, the eyes of a soldier, and the ears of a free-liver. If you saw the back of his head from behind a counter, as he turned away to lift down a canister of tea, it would look quite like the back of the head immensely long and narrow and showing a lot of nape of any usual grocer. And I have been shaved by his very double and twin In a babers shop In the old Hampstead Road. Indeed, Ber nard Shaw far more resembles some re- apectable tradesman, or decent artisan, or even a Methodist preacher, than what he is the most brilliant epigrammatist ana daring revolutionary of his time. e Books which can honestly he complained of are those of the "dime novel" type. They ex ploit crime and set forth in glittering col ors the Joys of the bandit life, the un speakable delights of the unconventional existence, and the heroism of evildoers. They ere just Inside the pale of the law as re gards textual morality, but they are un deniably vicious in their tendency, and their consumption by young readers Is known to be fraught with serious consequences. It Is Impossible tq reckon the number of youths who have gone astray In consequence ot readmit this sort or so-canea literature. remarks the Washington (D. C) Star. Their minds Inflamed unwholesomely by the nar ratives of daring deeds and hairbreadth es capes, they have wandered from home, or sought vicious companions, or dwelt in the realms of sick imagination until they have lost all their moral stamina and have drift ed Into lives of useleasness or positive crlm lnality. ' Every parent who finds a boy with one of these books in hi possession will imme diately confiscate It If the dangerous char acter of the stuff Is understood. The wise parent will try to lead the boy lnts cleaner neids of literature, to guide him into more wholesome ways of thinking, and point out the danger In the path through the field of dime-novel printing. There Is a period In the youth's development when the morbid is apt to appeal to him strongly, and he must be dealt with most carefully to prevent a moral breakdown. It Is at this stage when the dime novel works its must evil effect. l it is ai moult ror tne government to ex- icna its junauicuun over uca dpokb iu pro hibit them from circulation through the mails on the score of their quality. What ever the legal right? of the publishers may be, their claim for assistance by Uncle Sam In the dissemination of their noxious prod ucts is morally unsound. Homer B. Hulbert, one of the leading authorities on Korean matters, has writ ten a book entitled "The Passing of Korea," which will prove of special Inter est in view of the present situation. Mr. Hulbert's idea in writing the book wa to Interest the public generally in a country and a people who have been frequently ma ligned and seldom appreciated.- The entire history of this disputed land Is intensely Interesting and unusual. Mr. Hulbert dis cusses the Russian intrigue, the Japan Ruesia war, the Japanese in Korea and the opening of Korea, all of which are mattera of keen interest at present.. The conclud ing chapter of the book is aevotea to - me Future of Korea." It will be seen that the author's foresight has been exceedingly wise and that his prophecy Is slowly but surely coming true. Mr. Hulbert' dedication to , the Emperor of Korea and the Korean people is as follow: "To His Majesty, the Emperor or Korea, as a toKen oi nign esteem and a pledge . of unwavering al legiance, at a time when calumny has done its worst and Justice has suffered an eclipse; and. to the Korean people, who are now witnessing the passing of old Korea to give place to a new, when the spirit of the na tion, quickened by the toucn or nre. snau have proved that though 'Sleep Is the image of death,' it is not death Itself." KiiV l r a. I vs. his . ... 1. L. - .!,. H Ik. -fm intln anhnnl T nil f s- lana produced "Poucha Houmma," a classic trageay in wnicn tne unities ot umc, and action were well observed.. Le Blanc Jk . rin.n.Hfia skvt av.nfflrai. In t Vt as 1iVnrh army, wrote, at the age of 75, this drama. oasea on an episoue oi inumu mw. n published In 1814 and is the first play which history records as springing from the pen of a Louislanian. Earlier than that, how ever, according to Edward CUiias carpen ter, Victor Jallot, a versatile genius who was at once poet, master of arms and danc ing, prestidigitator, patriot, philosopher. gentleman arm u a. i uoi, "The Gateway of Dreams," which the above mentioned authority states was performed s. rT1. Of- TUm ll rlMftnfl. AS & l ine i ii -n 1 1 o .11. - . early as 1S03. The dramatic events attend ant upon the production oi jaiwi make up the greater part of the first chap- . m - ns,is vtm a rft "Thi ter ot mir. vhjpcihci o . V Code of Victor Jallot," which Is to be pub lished in a rew aays. iauot. i in motley." as he was sometimes called .t A....iniu. .f hi Mrrnmnllshments. not his garb is the hero of this novel; and he promises to De one ot mo w- and fascinating characters in American llt- . t i. mme tv.A author erature. air. ycuLti . - - of "Captain Courtesy," which lias been well- received. .. n' th nrlv ntiblica- tion of Dr. Oberholtzer's "Life of Jay Cooke" (Jacobs & Co.) has brought to light an Interesting episode. When Gen- financier at his home on Gibraltar Island, in Lake Erie. In tne.iaia ou no - nit- n t 1 1 , An. hrass buttons upon it. Mr. Cooke's young daughter now Mrs. J. M. culler, w The General said che could have It. or course, and took out a knife to cut It ort. whdh. upon second thought, he remarked: -r ' -v. f- . n.w n.t. But when I to home I will send you a button trom a coat tnai i woro uu m. .... sea." This promise satisfied the girl and . .. ., i - mnnn o rr vorl to, he nrized very highly. At the time oi the failure of Mr. Cooke In the panic oi im V" . .. ot-u .Alii ttiA tronhy ana an its iuihidh.... ' ' , could not be found. Many acts of vandal ism were commiuea upon m. while the auction proceeded, and the Inci dent of the button was forgotten. A little wniie ago wiwr ....... . from a Philadelphia!!, saying that he had had the memento lor tnese ootnj . . a. tfr T f n mi 1" and now wisnea to niura - cnasea it irom " fJ ' -- - - with It on the lawn, and recognizing from a slip or paper in im . ... wnat it wa, 1 . " j ' of one of the financier's daughters, he -de sired her again to nave iu jay at once sent It to her sister, who resides t Klkins Park, and the keepsake after Its varied experiences Is valued more than ever before. x ' ASTRONOMERS Continued From Page Four. graduate. He is 62, and lived In Japan from 1883 to 1893. Since 1SS4. he Has ae voted almost his entire energy to the tudv of Mars aid Its markings, wnicn ne believes are canals dug by InUabitanta oi the planet, who, he believes, are as In telligent as men, at the least. The fact that many astronomers dissent entirely from Lowell's theories does not make his Investigations less valuable or Interesting. Lowell has never urged the possibility of communication with Mars; this suggestion has come from various ro mancers and writers ror tne press. The so-called canals, " discovered by SchiaDarelli. of Milan, Italy, in 1877, nd by him called "channels," are not visible to all observers, ana were snown in araw- Ings only until recently. Last year, now ever. Lowell succeeded In getting photo graphs of tho markings, so that their ex istence can no longer be disputed. This vear he has succeeded In taking more photographs at -iagstair, wniie i-roiessor David Todd, the well-known astronomer at Amherst College, has taken others at the observatory In Peru, where he went with Mrs. Todd, herself an enthusiastic) astronomer, at -Lowell s request, so as to be on the spot on July 6, when Mars and the earth were closer together than thev had been for many years. . Professor Todd Is a picturesque cnap who was born at Lake Ridge, N. T., 66 years ago, was graduated from Amherst 32 years ago, and was made director and professor of astronomy there 28 years ago. His attention was drawn to the stars when a youngster. One of Proctor's books fell In the boy's way, and so un pressed him that he determined to be an astronomer. His father objected, but his mother gave him $5 with which he bought lenses and set up a telescope of his own In the back yard, a regular thing for amateflr stargazers to do. After leaving Amherst he went on a Government expedition to observe the transit of Venus, and met Miss Mabel Loomis, daughter of Professor E. J. Loomis. then of the Naval Observatory. They became as much Interested in each other as they were In the stars, and were married four years later. They have made many long tours together since then as members of astronomical expeditions; one of them in the famous sailing yaoht Coronet, which won the race with the Dauntless from Sandy Hook to Queens- town In 1SS8. Mrs. Todd has written several books and has shared the many honors heaped upon tier husband for his astronomical work alike by sclentiflo societies and for eign governments. Their trip on the Coro net Is said to have been the longest yacht voyage ever taken. Ballad of a Beginning. There's a boy down in New Haven, The smartest ever known. One day he stole a trolley car. And did it all alone. A real car, A big car, A troley car stole he. He ran It out upen the track As bold as bold could be. Quick from the barn three workman Ran round to head him off. But fast he sped the car and waved X robber chieftain's scoff! He saw them. He scorned them. He dared them as he went. Till, one by one, they dropped the chase. Their strength, their wind, was spent. They boarded an express train But couldn't gain an inch; The wild wind whistled as he new. He thought he had a cinch. But luck turned. And spurned him! A drawbridge open stood The game was up, he sought with speed The shelter of a wood. What recks It that they caught him Or that he'll punished be? A future lies before him. And coming years will see x This bold boy. The bad boy. The leader of a ring. Steal trains ot cars and miles of road: A bold, bad railroad king! M. A. Stock. i" WOP LP yoiMNP BT LOUISE LEXINGTON. NANCY (upstairs) William! "William, her brother (downstairs, with evening paper) Well? Nancv Don't go away, dear. Tou are to take me to the opening of the Progress Club tonight. Don't you remember? And you'd better fix up a little, WilL Everybody's to be there. Will Aw, chuck It! I tell you I can't go. I promised to see a teller tonigni. Nancy Will, you know I've got to bo there. I'm to read a paper on "Environ ment," and Will And come home with that sawed- off, carrot-headed president of yours, I reckon. Why don't you own up that that s the reason you're going? Oh, Lord, sis, while I was about it, I'd get dippy over some one that came up to my chin. If not to my Ideal. Nancy Will! How can you be so ridicu lous? Oh, dear; if I ever want my hair to look especially nice I can't seem to do It at all! I do wonder, now. If I've fully grasped the meaning of that word, after all. WU1, dear! Will Well? Nancy Won't you please read all there Is in my thesaurus about the word "En vironment?" Will Cut it out! Nancy Please, Will; that's a good boy! Will I haven't time, I tell you! Every body knows environment means surround ings. . And I may be pardoned for men tioning in passing that it is a most signifi cant definition. And if that measly excuse for a man ever again attempts surround ing' my sister's waist with his arm as he did last Sunday night, he is going to be exterminated to slow music. See? Tou can past that up some place and glue your lamps onto it! Nancy Why, William Bishop! He never did any such thing. He (sniffling). Will Well,, don't blubber because you think he didn't. Tou girls are mighty in nocent creatures, I tell you. But I know what I'm talkln' about. Tour general factotum and all-around slavey, alias your little brother, was, by premeditation, right behind you on the Council Crest car last Sunday night. And if that brick-colored Sunday supplement didn't have his arm around you. then, by ginger, I'll eat breakfast food! Nancy If he did, then I'm sure I didn't know it. Men often put their arms across the backs of the seats, if that's what you mean. Dear me,' Will, if Will Cut it out! Nancy Where's my Swastika, I won der? If you can't trust ybur sister to know what's right, without tagging her around Will Oh, I can trust my little sister all right, all right to make a blame fool of herself where the president of the Prog ress Cltrb is concerned. Nancy (weeping) I'll tell papa on you. Will Bishop. Tou 'don't treat m with ordinary courtesy. Will And who treats me with ordinary courtesy, eh? I'm to hike around at your bleasure, like a bloomln' idiot: and then, by ginger, at the first sight of brickdust. down' comes the portcullis on little Billy's neck. Courtesy! I haven't known the meaning of the word for two years. I got my first lesson by heart at Mabel Wilson's dance two years ago. Nancy Tour first lesson! What do you mean? Will That's where you first met that aureole-crowned cavalier. Isn't It? Did you think I meant "this cat' on the mat" or "see the gentle ox?" Nancy (descending) I'm all ready. Will, dear. Will Tou're not going on the street with that thing on, I should bope! Lord, sis, I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that. What's the belt up under your arms like that for, anyway? Oh, I say. cut it" out! I'm not going, not for mine. Not on your tintype. Nancy Why, I thought you'd like it. Will. It's an Empire gown. Esther Pot ter helped me plan It, and she thought it looked perfectly stunning. If s copied after one she had made in New Tork. Will I didn't know she was back. Nancy Yes, and she's going to the club opening tonight. I said we'd call for her, seeing it's right on our way. I hope you don't mind. Will? . - ' Will Why can't you ever give me ten minutes' notice when you want me to take you some place? I haven't brushed my hair, even, and my collar looks like an unwhltewashed fence around a stubble- field. I've got to shave, and you'll just have to wait. Nancy Well, hurry up, then. I'll tele phone Esther we're coming directly. Will (upstairs, ten minutes later) Nan, did you see anything of my tie the new one I wore Sunday? Left 'er hangin' on the gas fixture. . Nancy Yes. I folded it and laid it in your sachet holder, where tt belongs. (To herself) I wonder why he never looks there. Will -Have you a whisk broom, sis? Mine's all in; looks like a curry comb, and the handle wobbles. Nancy Mine's on my dressing table. Murry, dear. The "Reason of Dogs Outing Magazine. Ho one can fathom a dog's reasoning. From Addison In the Spectator, through the flight of years to Sir Walter Scott and on down to preaent-day writers, one hears of properly authenticated cases of the remarkable reasoning of dogs. There are records of talking dogs, but these are somewhat open to doubt; talcs of think ing dogs are therefore much more accep table. The knowing dogs so frequently mentioned In the old Spectator did so many wonderful things that there can be little doubt that the writers of some of these racy essays drew the long bow. So veracious a man as Sir Walter Scott, however, had a "wise" dog, a buil ter rier. Said the novelist once: "I taught him to understand a great many words, inasmuch that I am positive that the communication betwixt the canine species and ourselves might be greatly enlarged. Camp once bit the baker, who was bring ing bread to the family. I beat him, and explained the enormity of his offense, after which, to the last moments of his life, he never heard the least allusion to the story, in whatever tone of voice it was mentioned, without getting up and retiring to the darkest corner of the room, with great appearance of distress. Then if you said, "the baker was well paid,' or 'the baker was not hurt after all,' Camp came forth from his hiding place, capered and barked and rejoiced." In England we recently had afforded us an excellent example of a black retriever's heroism. During the height of a gale a bark was seen'at Fraserburgh to be help lessly driven before the wind, and the greatest excitement prevailed among the anxious watchers on the headland when It was seen that the vessel was making for the rocks at Kosehearty. The Fra serburgh lifesaving brigade was sum moned by telephone, but before they could arrive the vessel was among the break ers, with great seas sweeping over her. There was no possibility of launching a boat, owing to the rocks and the violence of the waves. Tbs crew were seen cling ing to the trail board, expecting every moment to be engulfed. So great was. thalr danger that they tied a rope to a piece of wood, in the bope that it would drift ashore. Then it was that Mr. Shlrran, a Hose hearty banker, relieved their anxiety. He had a fine black retriever, which he ordered off for the stick. The noble ani mal at once obeyed. Plunging among the breakers he made for the ship. The waves w,ern too much for him, however, and he returned. Again he was sent off, and many times he was completely lost to view. Once mora he returned without accomplishing his object. It was pitiable to see the anxious sailors watching their only present hope of rescue. The dog was again set off, but without avail. Yet a fourth time the animal breasted the bil lows, and, after a heroic struggle, he reached the stick. The swim back, handi capped with the weight of a heavevrope, was a great task. Several times the dog was overwhelmed, and nope was aban doned, but at last the victory was ob tained, and the weary animal fell panting on the shore, dropping the stick at his master's feet. Communication was thus established between the vessel and the shore. Immediately after the brigade ar rived, and with the lifesaving apparatus saved the crew. There is a strong trait of jealousy in a dog's nature. A etory is told of a Bir mingham dog that had been a great pet in the family until the baby came. There was suspicion that he was jealous, but he could not be detected in any disrespect to the newcomer. It always happened, however, that when the dog was left alone with the baby the baby began to cry. No signs of trouble were ever to be seen upon entering the room, and the dog was always found sleeping peace fully before the fire. Finally one day a peep through, the keyhole disclosed the LOVLSE LEXINGTON TyMG.T-jys " Will Darn it! Nancy What Is It Will ? Will Would you mind tying this tie for me, sis? Oh, I say, what'll you take for a drop or two of the dope you have for your hanky? Nancy Help yourself. Will. And hurry up! Will (a. few minutes later, outside) Ginger, but It's a dandy night! Wonder how it would be for the four of us to take a trolley ride to the Heights after the doin's. Say, sis, wait a minute, will you? I'd like to run back and get my other hat. Nancy (to herself) Thank gracious, I stumbled onto the heel of Achilles! canine rubbing his cold, wet nose up and down the baby's back. There is a common rumor to the effect that a dog at Berlin was taught to say the word "Elizabeth" most distinctly. A more generally authenticated statement Is to the effect that Sir William Gall had a dog' which could repeat some words, though he could only do this when his master held his jaws In a certain manner. Southey, In his "Omniani," tells us that he knew of a dog which was brought up by a Catholic, and afterward sold to a Protestant, but still refused meat on a Friday. W hy Thirteen Is Unlucky. An explanation of unlucky 13 Is given In the Housekeeper for August. It is usu ally stated that the superstitious objec tion to sitting 13 at a table in Christian countries was based on the fact of the Last Supper, when Christ and his 12 dis ciples sat down to eat together, immedi ately before the Savior was seized by his enemies. But In the Norse mythology, which is supposed to antedate the intro duction of Christianity among the North men, we find the superstition referred to the fact that a a banquet of the gods, Lokl, the sptrit of mischief. Intruded him self, making 13 at the table, wherefore there was a fight and Baldour, a young hero especially loved by all the gods, was killed. For the fact is, the objection to this number seems to have existed even before Christianity. Among the Turks the number is so disliked and feared that it is never named; with the Aztecs, the aborigines of Mexico, it was believed to have magic power, and a like fancy has been found in other Indian tribes. Among the ignorant blacks of the South the fear of this number in any connection is ac tually absurd, but whether they have bor rowed this Idea from their Imperfect knowledge of Christianity, or whether it is a survival of the "Voodoo worship of their ancestors, it is Impossible to say, for the superstition has a strong hold everywhere, even among those who should know better than to be swayed by it. In Italy it is never used in making up the numbers of favorite lotteries, and in Paris It is omitted in numbering the houses on the streets. A Modern Frankenstein. An absent-minded man waa Betz He never could recall his debts So being something of a tinker. He built an "Automatic Thinker." f The thing was wonderful indeed And seemed a very friend in need; . - And Betz, to have It always near. Adjusted It inside his ear. Now every morning when he awakes, A voice beside his ear drum quakes. And as he chuckles o'er his ruse, A monologue like this ensues. The butcher's bill Is due today. And so' s the baker's, by the way. You owe for gas and coal, you know; The kindling wood is getting low. Perhaps you'd better see the plumber And pay his bill, 'though It's a hummerl 1 think you ought to pay the cook. And Mary Ann owes for a book. The rent was due on Monday last; I fear your premium date Is past; Your wife is being dunned some more From that downtown department store. The tailor's bill has not been paid; The girl will leave us. I'm afraid! The lee man says he'll "settle you!" And that, today, I think will do! L,. S. Waterhouse. IJfe. You hearken to ambition's voice And work by day and night. To lift yourself above the thrall And sit with those ot might. And when in time you reach success. There Isn't-any doubt. The world will say: "He made his mark,1 vAnd then will rub it out." Suppose, upon the other hand. You Idle through the days. Nor seek above the common lot Your energies to raise. Then, when they note your race la run And see you did not win. The world will say: "He made no mark. And then will rub it in. . . McLandburga -Wilson, i